Distractions

Olssen twins

Dirk Nowitzki -- probably jealous of Tony Romo getting hitched -- supposedly proposed to his girlfriend, Dallas art curator Jessica Olssen.

The very last thing you wanted to hear with game 1 of the NBA Finals hours away. And considering his past with females.

Don't like it.

UPDATE: This was false. Apparently they are not engaged. She's still a distraction.

Tony Romo's getting married Saturday and I haven't even gotten my invitation

The brushing blind

\Where's the ceremony? When is the ceremony? What should I where? Where are they registered?

You know what. It's too late. I've got plans anyway. So, Tony Homo, you can take you stupid wedding, stick it in your pocket and kiss my black ass.

Have fun with the hot guy from Gossip Girl's sister. Good luck keeping Jerry Jones sober. He'll wind up with the punch bowl on his head doing karate chops and honking your mom's boob.