Dallas-Fort Worth is on official lockdown. It's fucking cold. In fact, everyone should be in awe of the terrible luck the area has had. They get a Super Bowl and an ice storm rolls in as do temperatures not seen in decades. Yay!
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Someone named "Les" was the first to bite on the "The Super Bowl needs to be in a city that can guarantee warm weather." For one, anyone named "Les" is a douchebag. Two, whilst I don't disagree, writers who pen these annual columns never provide good reasons. Three, I just think it pisses them off because it's tougher to get a prostitute.
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The only decent Super Bowl story is Brett Keisel's beard.
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Why is Hines Ward a turdburger? Because he's now denying going to a strip club. Give me a degenerate asshole, who admits to his jaunts than a egotistical, self-righteous prick.
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Ben Roethlisberger handles the criticism and question of media day with the poise and charm of a rapist.
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