'Adrian Beltre, you signed at a six-year, $96 million contract with the Texas Rangers. What are you going to do next?'

"Get injured in Spring Training, of course!"

Remember this, folks. You had that money burning a hole in your pocket. You wanted to blow your load. You did it for a guy who is notorious for contract years.

Out just 10-14 days, but it's a start.

"They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash."