Things are not going well for people today

Stay hard, Mark

Dallas Mavericks great Mark Aguirre collapsed on a treadmill at a gym this morning. He had clogged plumbing in and around the heart.

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Buddy Ryan -- the former hated Philadelphia Eagles coach and Rob Ryan's poppa -- has cancer.

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Eugene "The Hitting Machine" Lockhart was arrested by the FBI. Mortgage fraud charges. Whatever that means.