I listened to The Sports Guy's -- Bill Simmons -- latest podcast and I actually got angry.
Simmons' podcasts are quite amazing. I mean, the world's largest media-business conglomerate allows this guy to talk to his friends about sports for an hour (or so) a week.
The other times he gets to talk about what TV shows he watches.
He doesn't need to write anything. He travels to attend high-profile sporting events, talks to his buds and lives in Los Angeles and gets paid an obscene amount of money.
Anyway, one friend is a New York Yankees fan. They talked about the Yankees losing 4-2 in the ALCS. Leave it to a bunch of East-Coast fuckfaced douchebags to be assholes on the Internet.
They called Colby Lewis -- the guy that dominated the Yankees in two starts -- "Hiroshama Carp." They called Mitch Moreland "Toby" after hit .389 with three RBI and three runs.
Forget that for six games, the Rangers beat the shit out of the asshole Yankees for all but 10 innings. Forget that the Rangers were simply and undoubtedly better.
I hope another East Coast team never wins another championship in any sport. Including the MLS.
Keep it coming with the jokes assheads. Keep it coming.
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